Prince William: No Wedding Ring For Me!

It's getting funny! Prince William is not going to wear a wedding ring on his wedding day or any time after that.

According to People, quoting palace sources William will have a bare ring finger. Doesn't he want people to know that he's married to Kate Middleton?
"There is only going to be one ring, in accordance with the couple's wishes", the source told People.
The Queen has "given a piece of the gold that has been in the family for many years to Prince William as a gift", the source added. Was the piece so tiny they only succeeded to make one gold band for Kate? We doubt that!
You know, Will, don't give us the military service excuse! It's not like you're in the army on your wedding day! Are you allergic to gold, Will?